Here he is, the amazing, the incredible, the indestructible Mr Beetle.
Notice the 2 dents in his nice shiny apparel? Modest that he is, this fine gentleman will not say anything about them. But never fear dear listeners, for gather round and I shall tell you the tale of this remarkable sir. The injuries are in fact battle scars, sustained while this colourful herald of the season fought for his life against a curious but deadly cavoodle.
'No!', you say 'Surely not!'
But I swear to you my words are solemn truth. He held for dear life onto the beast's gigantic paw until he was finally rescued. Not one to make a fuss, he plods on, our amazing Mr. Beetle.
The first Christmas Beetle of the year. The season is...officialy... here